Hi, I'm Stephanie

100%. You know, here's your first pee test. Next one goes in your mouth.

And Alex, try to get your mind around this, as a fellow warrior, deep in the trenches: Their entire manifesto is built upon complete and total surrender ... or the concept of complete and total surrender. You know, they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, 'I CAN'T PROCESS IT!' Well, no, and you never will. Stop trying. Just sit back and enjoy the show .... You know?

And I was getting a tattoo during the death from above. And it's the banner from the death card that Kilgore is throwing on his victims. Yeah. I did. Because he's nothing shy of that. And it is his job to go out there and embarrass people. Embarrass them. Not just beat them, but embarrass them in the process. Well, yeah. But I was gonna tell you, I'm tired of being told like, 'Oh, you can't talk about that. You can't talk about that.' Bull s.h.i.t. ... uh ....

And you know, to sully and to contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something I'll leave to the amateurs and the bible grippers. I am every character in between, save for that little weirdo with his guts strapped in, begging for water. That's not me. And we are and, I don't know, winning?... Anyone? .... (long silence) .... Rhymes with winning? .... Anyone? .... Yeah, that would be us.

Well, yeah. But I was gonna tell you, I'm tired of being told like, 'Oh, you can't talk about that. You can't talk about that.' Bull s.h.i.t. ... uh .... In fact, a lot of people think the movie's called 'Wild Thing', as they should.

And that was actually, you know, one of the few compliments that clown has paid me in frickin' almost a decade. And one of those stupid mottoes, Alex, is 'Don't be special. Be one of us.' News flash! I am special, and I'll never be one of you! ... There it is. Because ... look at what I'm dealing with, man. I'm dealing with fools and trolls.

And you know, I'm tired ... I'm so tired of pretending like my life isn't perfect and bitchin' and just winning every second .... And I'm not perfect and bitchin', and just delivering the goods at every frickin' turn.

They will lose the rest of their lives as they think about me and my life for the rest of their lives. So ... it's ... there's no ... again, bring me a challenge, somebody. Bring me a frickin' challenge. Because, you know ... it just ain't there. WINNING! Yeah, why not? 'Cause it's just pure ... pure and complete gnarlyisms. You know? Dealing with soft targets, and it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee because I don't have time for these clowns. I don't have time for their judgment and their stupidity and .... (sighs)

It's ... yeah ... it's an understatement. You know, I just ... I'm sorry, man, I got magic and I got poetry in my fingertips.